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This is why parents drink!!!

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#1 ·
Why Parents Drink


A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the Report card That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.
 
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#2 ·
LOL thats good stuff right there
 
#5 ·
Been awhile since I read that. Still good.
 
#10 ·
:mad::mad: those kids better be able to run fast lol
 
#11 ·
haha thats funny tank, i was"watching the boys" when i fell alseep on the couch, well they got ahold of a full bag of sugar and got it apsolutly everywhere in the house. And sugar just dont come out of carpet easy. The wife came home and apsolutly let me have it. I think there are still lines of ant everywhere in that house. My boys were about 3 and 4 when they did it...
 
#20 ·
I would not advise it. Your Dad probably has already seen the email of it. Been going around for a couple of years now.
 
#22 ·
english
 
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