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Weatherlite · #1 10-05-2012, 10:37 AM

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President
and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and again just walked away.

The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

Don't you just love a happy ending?!!

Binderpower · #2 10-05-2012, 12:52 PM

That was good!

**Dave** · #3 10-05-2012, 12:57 PM

That joke never gets old

Justincredible · #4 10-05-2012, 02:04 PM

I opened this thinking the joke was Obamas debate performance. Haha

ToMang07 · #5 10-05-2012, 04:24 PM

Binderpower · #6 10-05-2012, 04:41 PM

Michelle obama, Barack and Oprah Winfrey are all flying in air force one.
Michelle speaks up and says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw onethousand dollar bills out the window.i can make ten people happy
Then Barack says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw 100′s out the window i can make one hundred people happy
Oprah then says well if i throw 10$ bills out the window i can make 1000 people happy
The pilot hears all of this and says to himself “what a bunch of egotists, I can throw all three of you out the window and make millions of people happy!